The Lady Gaga Hermaphrodite Conspiracy Theory

I thought this died down about a week ago but clearly it hasn't.

My colleagues are still deliberating over whether Lady Gaga is secretly a man, a transsexual or an hermaphrodite.

The debate was sparked by Lady Gaga allegedly pulling down a red skirt on stage during a performance apparently to cover up a partially exposed bump in between her legs.

I googled images of Lady Gaga performing and I found several images of a very skirtless bumpless woman standing on a stage. In fact, I found many pictures of her performing with her legs open - very open...wide...in a squat position - without a bump in sight - wary not of bumps under skirts, cameras flashing in between thighs (that may capture secret penis), etc.



Therefore, I am led to believe this event was orchestrated...or simply misconstrued. I am almost certain, too, based on my research, that if Lady Gaga's skirt was creeping upwards during a concert, she would pull it up - not down.

They say any publicity is good publicity. Well, to someone who feels like a gay man and attributes her success to the homosexual community, a rumor with such theme would be a no-brainer. Everyone's talking about it and it's not going away. I'll go as far to say she stuffed her costume for that particular show.

The only other logical explanation is she(?) forgot to tuck it in that day.



PS - Don't take this seriously.
PPS - Well, at least not fully.