Update: Obama Condoms

Apparently there's more than one guy selling Obama condoms!

Even better - they're legit!

E 14th Street & Broadway...on a Sunday afternoon!

Scuba Toothbrush

I know you'd much rather read about some cool jeans or sneakers...

BUT

Imagine working up a minty cool massage...

of tingly thick exfoliating lather...

with a large soft loofah...

all over your body...

IN YOUR MOUTH!

I walked into a Duane Reade in TriBeCa the other day with the simple goal of attaining a tiny container of dental floss and walked out with over $80 worth of purchases. This was one of them: a Radius Scuba toothbrush at about $8.

After picking out floss, I decided I needed a new toothbrush according to the 3 months rule, though contested. As extraneous as it may sound, the primary reason I purchased this toothbrush is because of suggestions to break routines for a healthy brain, particularly in morning activities. For example, waking up to the smell of oranges instead of the usual coffee is apparently good for your brain. So is traveling a new route to school or work as it challenges you in different ways. For this reason, I figured an oversized bright yellow toothbrush would do more good than harm.

The label on the packaging reminds you to "be gentle as plaque is a sticky film and removal does not require much pressure." Follow this simple instruction and you'll have an amazing brushing experience and the smoothest....SMOOTHEST teeth.

Katy Perry Joins The Lady Gaga Hermaphrodite Conspiracy Theory

Katy Perry joins the Lady Gaga Hermaphrodite Conspiracy Theory...

Perry told the Daily Mirror:

"Oh please, it's all very calculated.

"She knows what she's doing. She put something in her knickers, a mini strap-on. Bless her if she does have a d*** but I am certain she doesn't."

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2009/08/19/strawperry-115875-21607172/

...or did she?!

MTV News reports:

Perry's comment about the bizarre bulge got picked up pretty much everywhere, leading many die-hard Gaga fans to label her "jealous," "annoying" and "a hater" (among other things).

The only problem? Turns out Perry probably didn't say anything about Gaga or her (supposed) two sets of genitalia.

Source: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1619324/20090824/katy_perry.jhtml

Hmm...funny. No one seems to care about the hermaphrodites in all of this. They are people, too. Hermaphrodites should be able to be rock stars!

The Lady Gaga Hermaphrodite Conspiracy Theory

I thought this died down about a week ago but clearly it hasn't.

My colleagues are still deliberating over whether Lady Gaga is secretly a man, a transsexual or an hermaphrodite.

The debate was sparked by Lady Gaga allegedly pulling down a red skirt on stage during a performance apparently to cover up a partially exposed bump in between her legs.

I googled images of Lady Gaga performing and I found several images of a very skirtless bumpless woman standing on a stage. In fact, I found many pictures of her performing with her legs open - very open...wide...in a squat position - without a bump in sight - wary not of bumps under skirts, cameras flashing in between thighs (that may capture secret penis), etc.



Therefore, I am led to believe this event was orchestrated...or simply misconstrued. I am almost certain, too, based on my research, that if Lady Gaga's skirt was creeping upwards during a concert, she would pull it up - not down.

They say any publicity is good publicity. Well, to someone who feels like a gay man and attributes her success to the homosexual community, a rumor with such theme would be a no-brainer. Everyone's talking about it and it's not going away. I'll go as far to say she stuffed her costume for that particular show.

The only other logical explanation is she(?) forgot to tuck it in that day.



PS - Don't take this seriously.
PPS - Well, at least not fully.